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"Things That Go Piglet in the Night" is the second segment of the fourteenth episode of the first season of The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. It originally aired on January 1, 1989.

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Piglet: Yeow! Oh, d-d-dear!

Pooh: Hang on tight, Piglet! Isn't this fun? Whee!

Tigger: Ya-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Higher! Higher!

Owl: (Hoots) Tallyho!

Eeyore: Sure looks like fun, not that I'll ever have any.

Gopher: Hey, what's all this racket? Oooh! Hey, watch where you're goin', you Sunday driver.

Tigger: Ha-ha-ha! Hiya, Gopher!

Gopher: Don't "hiya” me, sonny! How do you expect a fella to get any sleep with all this noise? Hmmph! Don't you people know it's past your bedtime?

Tigger: Bedtime?

Gopher: Whoa! Ahhh!

(All) Whoa! Whoa!

Tigger: Tiggers need their beauty sleep too, ya know. Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: I'm coming back first thing in the morning for my turn.

Tigger: Me too. It's the early bird that steps on the worm.

Eeyore: But even the worm get a turn before me.

Tigger: Hey, Piglet, better get home too. Don't want to be out here with the lights out. The woods are full of bumpities and spookables.

Piglet: Spookables? Oh, dear! Oh, d-d-dearie, dear!

(Wind Blowing)

Eeyore: Ooohhh!

Pooh: What was that?

Eeyore: Ooohhh!

Tigger: What was that? Either the moon's got termites, or it's them spookables! I'd better “investagrate.”

Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear! I don't like it when the night squeaks!

Eeyore: Ooohhh!

Piglet: Yikes! There! What I can't hear can't hurt me.

Eeyore: Ooohhh!

Piglet: Oh, n-n-no! Oh, much better! Now I can't see "or" hear it. B-B-But what if it can see and hear me? Help! Pooh! Oh, dear, I have to get to Pooh's house. He'll know what to do. Whoa!

(Crash)

Piglet: Pooh!

Gopher: Hmm. Somethin' mighty strange goin' on around here.

Piglet: Whoa! Oh, d-d-dear!

Pooh: (Gasps) A ghost!

Piglet: Where? Where?

Pooh: Help!

Piglet: Aaah!

Pooh: Yaaah!

Piglet: Aaah!

Eeyore: Ooohhh!

Tigger: Gasp! A spookable! No bumpity's gonna get the drop on me. Ooof! Hey, Eeyore, watcha doin' out here actin' all scary-like?

Eeyore: Learnin' to swing. Don't get a chance durin' the day.

Tigger: Oh, the poor guy. Heh-heh-heh! Well, don't worry! I'll learn ya to swing like a nightingale!

Eeyore: I can hardly wait.

Gopher: What I want to know is... how we're supposed to catch a ghost.

Rabbit: Surprise!

Pooh: Why, thank you, Rabbit! (Chuckles) Is it my birthday again so soon?

Rabbit: No, no, no! We have to catch the ghost by surprise.

Gopher: I'll surprise him... (Chuckles) With this.

Owl: Hoo-hoo! I say, I "do” hate to bring this up, but before we confront the apparition, we do have to find him, don't we?

Rabbit: That's right, unless “he..” finds “us” first!

Tigger: Since you're havin' trouble holdin' onto the swing, this glue... will hold the swing onto you! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(Strains)

Eeyore: I got sticky feelin' about this.

Tigger: One, two, three, shove!

Eeyore: Whoa!

(Crash)

Tigger: Heh-heh-heh! Worked on this end. Ah-ha! Hey, Eeyore, I know what the problem is.

Eeyore: Glad somebody does.

Tigger: It's not your swingin', it's your landin's! Ha! Them I can fix.

Piglet: I should be brave, at least brave enough... to peek out and see something besides my feet. But suppose I peeked out and “did” see something besides my feet? Pooh!

Pooh: Did you hear that?

Rabbit: I-It's the g-g-ghost!

Pooh: Now's your chance to surprise it, Rabbit.

Rabbit: Maybe we should just write it a letter?

Gopher: I got somethin' special delivery for it. Follow me!

Pooh: My, the dark certainly is... dark in here.

Piglet: Ugh! Excuse me.

Owl: Quite all right.

Piglet: Thank you.

(All) A ghost!

Piglet: Oooh!

(All) The ghost!

Rabbit: Where? Where?

(All) Aaah!

Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!

(All Yelling)

Piglet: Pooh Bear?

Pooh: Why, hello, Piglet. (Chuckles) What were you doing hiding inside of that ghost?

Piglet: Well, you see, uh... There was, uh, and then...

Rabbit: Ha! I knew there were no such things as ghosts all the time.

Piglet: Oh, but there is a ghost, Rabbit. I... I heard it.

Pooh: Yes, Piglet, and we heard you too.

Gopher: Ha! Ghosts.

Piglet: There it is!

Gopher: Well, looks like we're gonna investigate after all.

Tigger: Hmm, you know what you ought to have?

Eeyore: My stuffing examined.

Tigger: No! Hoo-hoo-hoo! A head “Protectorizer”!

Eeyore: Wonderful.

Tigger: There, now ya can know which way's front. Hold onto your hooves! Ready?

Eeyore: No, but go ahead anyway.

Tigger: Charge!

Gopher: Come on, ya scaredy-cats! Nothin' here but...

Eeyore: Ooohhh!

Piglet: The g-g-g-ghost!

Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(Crash)

Tigger: Hiya, Pooh Boy! Ha-ha-ha! What are you guys doin' out in the darkity dark?

Pooh: That's no ghost. (Chuckles) That's Tigger.

Piglet: Then w-w-what's that?

Eeyore: That's what I'd like to know. Help!

Tigger: Oh, must've been the wrong cord.

Piglet: Oh, dear!

(Gasps)

(All) Ghost! Ghost!

Tigger: Say, what's the matter with you guys?

(All) Look!

Tigger: What, that? Ha! It's only Eeyore.

Eeyore: Surprise, surprise.

Piglet: Oh, my, it "is" Eeyore.

Rabbit: Why, it's Eeyore!

Owl: Oh, I say, incredible!

Pooh: Oh, (Chuckles) so it is.

Gopher: Swell, but what about my ghost?

Tigger: No ghost. Just a donkey swingin' from the end of his parachute! Ha-ha! Uh, swingin' from the end of his parachute? Hey, Eeyore, you're swingin'!

Eeyore: Hooray for me.

Tigger: Ha-ha! Yeah, he came out at night to practice. And "I" was his coach.

Piglet: So there was no ghost all the time?

Pooh: Only Eeyore. (Chuckles) And he's a friendly ghost.

Rabbit: Oh, my! Look!

Owl: Oh, I say! That seems like fun!

Tigger: Yeah. Hey, wait a minute, donkey boy! I want a turn. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: Me next! Me next!

Gopher: Say, how about me?

Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!

Pooh: I do hope we're not going to have to do this... “every” time he wants to swing.

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Closing Credits with Closing Logos[]

Produced by
WALT DISNEY
TELEVISION ANIMATION

Producer/Director
KARL GEURS

Story Editor
MARK ZASLOVE

“THE MASKED OFFENDER”

Story by
MARK ZASLOVE

Teleplay by
CARTER CROCKER

“THINGS THAT GO PIGLET IN THE NIGHT”

Story by
MARK ZASLOVE

Teleplay by
BRUCE TALKINGTON

With the Talents of
JOHN FIEDLER
KEN SANSOM
HAL SMITH
PETER CULLEN
MICHAEL GOUGH
TIM HOSKINS

JIM CUMMINGS
as Winnie the Pooh and Tigger

and
PAUL WINCHELL
as
Tigger

Animation Director
TERENCE HARRISON

Assistant Producer
BARBARA FERRO

Assistant Story Editor
CARTER CROCKER

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