Darkwing: In this lesson, I shall be cast against type and portray the helpless victim! Having stayed late at the office, I go home later than usual and unwittingly decide to cut through this dark alley! Horrors! My foolish mistake has played right into the hands of this foul fiend! I look up to see the face of the beast... it's the Back-Alley Bushwacker himself! ...As portrayed by Gosalyn's old buddy--the stuffed bear toy! HELP! Oh, HELP! Is there possibly a caped mystery man in the vicinity?? Launchpad: Why, yes! I am terrible, flapping in the night! I am the mailman who returns your letters for insufficient postage or because the address got smudged! Won't I get creamed by the time I say all that?? Darkwing: Just save me, all right??
"I flap terribly in the night! I am the plumber who unplugs your... [gets clobbered] I knew I'd never have time to say all that!" —Launchpad