"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the $10 service charge on all returned checks! I am Darkwiiing Duck!"
"No test can tell you how to live your life! A man like you, a man like me, we boldly go, and daringly do! Our heads are in the clouds, and our eyes are on the stars! Fill up your eyes with those stars, man! With every fill-up you get a free sports bike. Your future's out there, I tell ya! It's callin' to ya! And the future doesn't leave recorded messages by the way; you've got to BE THERE when she rings!"
Darkwing: Wherever there's an evildoer evildoing, I'll be there.
Gosalyn: Great, Dad.